hotties wanna shake it
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to