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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?

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  No

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He was uncircumcised

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  It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You need to be more adventurous.

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  I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"

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• (408): View more from California

  I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!

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