Little spoons don't ask big questions
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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