if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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