just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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