how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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