someone threw a dead crab at me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I want her autograph on my taint
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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