Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize