have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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