Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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