So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
