we're blogging at a bar
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Holy sore nipples Batman
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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