you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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