I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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