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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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