Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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