I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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