I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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