Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I will die if light touches me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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