you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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