so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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