Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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