Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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