She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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