yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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