I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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