It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
the raccoons are back...
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