Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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