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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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