This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
honey bunches of taint.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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