worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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