Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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