I didn't shave. On purpose
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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