I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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