Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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