bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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