Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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