Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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