If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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