is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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