I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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