I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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