Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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