would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
only if we run a train.
done.
honey bunches of taint.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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