I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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