I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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