The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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