she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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