this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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