he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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