My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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