why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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