he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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